13 Ways to Tick people off- Why not?

  Last Week- While being done with a test in class and having nothing to do, I decided to let my creative mind wander (Dangerous idea, right?) But in that creative process, a very obnoxious kid in my class started asking the teacher useless questions- the teacher in returned became ticked off. So, with that going on I decided to come up a with a list of ways that will easily tick people off.

1. Publicly find out just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
2. Watching a movie with a friend they haven't seen yet? Tell them how it ends (;
3. Pay for a candy bar with a $100 bill.
4. Make a new fashion statement by wearing a large hat... In a movie theater.
5. Constantly tell jokes that aren't funny.
    "Hey, what's worse than getting shot in the foot?"
    "I dunno, what?"
    "AIDS."
6.TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT MAKES YOU SEEM SMARTER.
7.Tell someone's toddler that Santa isn't real.
8.Make beeping noises when a bigger person backs up.
9. Standing over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read..
10.Your best friends birthday? Do them a favor by blowing out their birthday candles before they do.
11.Have every phone conversation with the person on speakerphone.
12.Make snapping noises with you gum constantly.
13.Who needs to talk how they normally talk when they can talk in an ENGLISH accent all the time?
 While, these really have no practical use, they do in fact work. (= so why not try them out?

Twilight: A story of a girl who tries to decide between a dog and a dead guy that sparkles. And we wonder what's wrong with girls today...

  Okey dokey, this topic was going to be coming up sooner or later. My opinion on the incredibly popular series, The Twilight Saga. & I'm going to be fully honest about this, I love the books, and didn't really care for the movie. To be honest, I think Robert Pattinson isn't cute whatsoever, and I've seen to much of Taylor Launter (who I think is a tad bit overrated- I've seen hotter, ladies) to think he's very good looking anymore.

  And I don't care what you say, that picture above is funny (= My grandmother of all people sent me that, hahaha. Summing things up, my opinion of the books is great (though, Stephanie Meyer may have given me unrealistic expectations in men...) But when it comes to the movies, I'm a little set back. When I picture Edward in my head, I picture someone a whole lot cuter. Plus (Nobody freak out on me for this) I was a little disappointed in Breaking Dawn. The whole movie practically took place with their honeymoon, and the birthing scene was a little unsettling for me to watch. But, whatthehey? Everybody's a critic.

My poetry- Ehh, I try...

 Big Red Barn
Big red barn, what's your story?
Standing there, in all your glory,

I sit on my porch and stare at you,
And wonder what you looked like new,

Your paint is chipped,
Windows are broken,
Someone left the front door open,

I will say that you are really old,
And I wonder what you used to hold.

Animals?
Hay?
A Big Green Tractor?

Who left you here to sit and rot?
This is what I sat and thought,

Big red barn, what's your story?
Standing there in all your glory. <-- I actually really like this one. Got me third place in the school's writing contest.

I adore you
I found the perfect definition,
For the word "Adore",
I found your name in it,
It's something I can't ignore,

You've got some special qualitys,
From a bunch of different varietys,
You're Smart,
You're funny,
I must say you're quite a catch honey,

Nobody's perfect,
But I still say you are,
To me you are a shining star,

This poem is corny,
But to it's a point,

I found the perfect definition,
To the word "Adore",
I found your name in it,
It's something I can't ignore. <--- Okay this one is SUPER corny , but I kinda had someone special in mind when I wrote it. (=

Dear Girls, that "gangsta" face you make in pictures isn't cute. you look like you're trying to smell your upper lip.

  Again- Sorry about the post where I'm dissing other people's Facebook pictures, but seriously? Do these girls actually think they look good doing that? If so, I'm here to put it lightly for you ladies... YOU KINDA LOOK REALLY CRAPPY WHEN YOU DO THAT. See? Now don't you feel better? I sure do (=

  I promise this will be my final post about talking trash on people's Facebook photo's. But who can resist? Just like when I look at someone's status and think, "Really, are you REALLY that dumb?" - This is the place I can vent about it. Because in all honesty, (and some may not believe this..) But I really do try to be a nice person out there in society & sometimes that is a lot of hard work. So I take the time to sit down, take a break, & be critical & sometimes... just sometimes.. be a tad bit cynical. <3

Why do they sell bras at Walmart? I seem to be the only person wearing one when I'm in the store!

   Compare going to walmart like going to the zoo. There's a lot of different things to see, and sometimes you get a little scared. If you ask why someone who get scared going to a simple store such as Walmart, you, my friend have apparently never been there. And when I say I feel like I'm the only one wearing a bra in that place, I really do! I mean c'mon ladies have some decency.

  I've seen so much crack in that place it's not even funny- Crack, you ask? YES. AND IT KILLS. Another thing- women who decide to bring all seven of their kids to Walmart. You're welcome for those condoms you found in your buggy (; And we can't forget the people that dress like they just came in from doing their job as a circuis act. "Really, REALLY, what in your right mind would you wear zebra print skinny jeans, with rainbow suspenders?"- Besides, that fad is SO last year anyways.

Kids with attitude- I may not be smarter than a fifth grader, but I sure as heck can beat the crap out of one!

  Call me mean, call the title of my blog tasteless- I don't care. I'm just here to say I've got a HUGE problem with the way kids act now days. Heck- even teenagers, kids my age! Now, am I going to say I'm the perfect child? That I have never smart-mouthed off, or disobeyed my parents? N-to the-O, NO! No child is perfect & boy do I understand that. But I think my parents do a very good job at disciplining their children. Yeah, I got spanked as a kid and I see no problem in parents giving their children a spanking. (I believe there's a BIG difference between beating a child, and giving them a spanken.)

  But back to my main point- Kids are so mean & disrespectful now. Even I, being a kid see it. I was on the bus today and two mouthy little boys told me they were going to shoot me and my friend in the face! Now if I would have said something like that, I would have gotten back-handed or in more trouble than I could think of. I see things like this even being in high school, kids mouthing-off to teachers.

  So maybe what I'm saying is a little rude, yeah- I get it. But some people need an adjustment. And for the record, this is my personal opinion, nothing towards anyone. It's just what I think.

Thinks dat peepl who type like dis need 2b smacked in da head wit a DICTIONARY.

  OKAY, maybe smacking people is a little harsh. But who said I was nice? Hahaha, in all seriousness, as a teenager myself I have seen a lot of misspelled words and horrible grammar in my day. And what really, REALLY bothers me is kids who can't spell! - Heck, if a guy can't spell he isn't even worth my time. That's how much it bugs me. Now maybe that's a terrible thing to say, but I know a lot of folks out there are thinking it.

  Texting and sites like Facebook & the now untrendy MySpace have ruined this generation & probably the next one's spelling skills. I'm just thankful kids these days know how to read (SOME kids, anyways..)

  Now is there something wrong with abbreviating once in awhile? No I don't think so- I use the occasional 'LOL', 'TGIF', or 'TTYL'. But once it starts effecting how kids spell in general, I really have a problem with it.

"That's what she said" Who is she and why does she keep saying perverted things?

  Okay, I have no clue who she is, sorry everybody. Today I got into a conversation with a very good friend of mine about all the jokes we thought were funny back in Elementary school. Things like "That's what she said", or the always classic "Your mom" jokes. Heck, even now, I still sometimes use them when the opportunity rises. Because kids, there's nothing like adding sexual innuendo to a perfectly normal conversation.

"Make sure it's long enough"
"That's what SHE said!!!" 


No matter how old I get, that's still gonna be funny. I don't care who you are.

Oh look! Your profile picture is a car! I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a transformer!

  Okay, I was just on Facebook, and I saw some things that really bothered me. Why the heck do people (REDNECKS) post pictures of their trucks instead of themselves? I mean, I'd rather see you wearing your baseball cap with a fish hook on the bill, instead of your Chevy parked in your driveway when I go to your page. I mean c'mon people, am I the only one that gets annoyed by this..?

  Another thing, why do preppy girls always, and I mean ALWAYS take pictures of themselves in their bathrooms? Now, I'm not going to say I haven't ever done it, but I think some ladies overdo it. Heck, even some guys. You know, if I were a bathroom tile salesman my sales pitch would be, "Think of how great this will look in the background in your Facebook pictures!"

  Maybe I'm being a little cynical, but really?& I'm sure a majority of people agree with me.

Psh, little kids have all the fun.

  Today, I got to thinking about when I was younger- Boxes; there's a lot of uses for one as a child. I remember I was about five years old, and my parents had purchased a new refrigerator. I remember being for excited about it, not the shiny unchristened kitchen appliance- but for the box it came in. I ran up to the box and immediately all the possibilities began to pop up in my head. A house, a firetruck, a submarine, a spaceship...

  After I couldn't hold in my excitement in any longer, I wrapped my tiny arms around the box, mustered up all of my five-year-old strength, and drug the box out into our back yard.

"Choo Choo! I'm on a train." - It was truly amazing, the simple little things that brought me joy back then. Now as I get older, I see it's harder to please a person as they start aging up. Your wants begin to increase: A cell phone, new clothes, a car... But in that simple little box, I felt on top of the world. I had played in that silly thing until mom fought with me to come inside for dinner counting "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.."

  It rained later on that evening. So that was the first and last time I played in that box. And since I was young, it wasn't to hard to wash away my despair. A good episode of blue's clue's erased my memory of the cardboard cube. But as I look back now, it wasn't just some stupid box. It was a childhood memory, a time I can look back and remember being happy and couldn't ask for anything more in the world.

  Summing it up, as I get older and mature, I'm happy to move on with my life. But it's always nice to look back once and awhile and think about the past, not having a worry or care in the world.