I swear I've heard someone say that before... But a topic like this really makes me laugh because who the heck does dress up to even go to Walmart? Once, before prom last year, my friends & I got stuck following my mom into Walmart so she could get batteries for her camera. The guys in their tux's, and the girls in their dresses, and MY MOM made us go in with her. We got stared at like we were on fire. Nobody fricken dresses up to go to walmart, that's a sweatpants and slippers place fool!
Nuff said.
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Twilight: A story of a girl who tries to decide between a dog and a dead guy that sparkles. And we wonder what's wrong with girls today...
Okey dokey, this topic was going to be coming up sooner or later. My opinion on the incredibly popular series, The Twilight Saga. & I'm going to be fully honest about this, I love the books, and didn't really care for the movie. To be honest, I think Robert Pattinson isn't cute whatsoever, and I've seen to much of Taylor Launter (who I think is a tad bit overrated- I've seen hotter, ladies) to think he's very good looking anymore.
And I don't care what you say, that picture above is funny (= My grandmother of all people sent me that, hahaha. Summing things up, my opinion of the books is great (though, Stephanie Meyer may have given me unrealistic expectations in men...) But when it comes to the movies, I'm a little set back. When I picture Edward in my head, I picture someone a whole lot cuter. Plus (Nobody freak out on me for this) I was a little disappointed in Breaking Dawn. The whole movie practically took place with their honeymoon, and the birthing scene was a little unsettling for me to watch. But, whatthehey? Everybody's a critic.
And I don't care what you say, that picture above is funny (= My grandmother of all people sent me that, hahaha. Summing things up, my opinion of the books is great (though, Stephanie Meyer may have given me unrealistic expectations in men...) But when it comes to the movies, I'm a little set back. When I picture Edward in my head, I picture someone a whole lot cuter. Plus (Nobody freak out on me for this) I was a little disappointed in Breaking Dawn. The whole movie practically took place with their honeymoon, and the birthing scene was a little unsettling for me to watch. But, whatthehey? Everybody's a critic.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Oh look! Your profile picture is a car! I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a transformer!
Okay, I was just on Facebook, and I saw some things that really bothered me. Why the heck do people (REDNECKS) post pictures of their trucks instead of themselves? I mean, I'd rather see you wearing your baseball cap with a fish hook on the bill, instead of your Chevy parked in your driveway when I go to your page. I mean c'mon people, am I the only one that gets annoyed by this..?
Another thing, why do preppy girls always, and I mean ALWAYS take pictures of themselves in their bathrooms? Now, I'm not going to say I haven't ever done it, but I think some ladies overdo it. Heck, even some guys. You know, if I were a bathroom tile salesman my sales pitch would be, "Think of how great this will look in the background in your Facebook pictures!"
Maybe I'm being a little cynical, but really?& I'm sure a majority of people agree with me.
Another thing, why do preppy girls always, and I mean ALWAYS take pictures of themselves in their bathrooms? Now, I'm not going to say I haven't ever done it, but I think some ladies overdo it. Heck, even some guys. You know, if I were a bathroom tile salesman my sales pitch would be, "Think of how great this will look in the background in your Facebook pictures!"
Maybe I'm being a little cynical, but really?& I'm sure a majority of people agree with me.
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