Facebook vs Real life?

  So while taking a shower today, yes, I know, it's a really odd way to start a blog post; BUT I totally do all my serious thinking in there. I thought, if people acted the way they do on Facebook in real life, our society would be more screwed up than it already is.

  Imagine that your at a nice restaurant having a pretty good day- minding your own business, about to enjoy the chicken you just ordered. Then a couple fighting catches your attention.

  "Who's this girl who keeps commenting and like-ing all your posts?"
  "Why won't you accept my relationship request?!"
  "Who dat ho?"

Then, at the end of the fight some one yells "SO-and-SO has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'single'".
THANK G-O-D we can just ignore this crap in our news feed.