Last Week- While being done with a test in class and having nothing to do, I decided to let my creative mind wander (Dangerous idea, right?) But in that creative process, a very obnoxious kid in my class started asking the teacher useless questions- the teacher in returned became ticked off. So, with that going on I decided to come up a with a list of ways that will easily tick people off.
1. Publicly find out just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
2. Watching a movie with a friend they haven't seen yet? Tell them how it ends (;
3. Pay for a candy bar with a $100 bill.
4. Make a new fashion statement by wearing a large hat... In a movie theater.
5. Constantly tell jokes that aren't funny.
"Hey, what's worse than getting shot in the foot?"
"I dunno, what?"
"AIDS."
6.TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT MAKES YOU SEEM SMARTER.
7.Tell someone's toddler that Santa isn't real.
8.Make beeping noises when a bigger person backs up.
9. Standing over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read..
10.Your best friends birthday? Do them a favor by blowing out their birthday candles before they do.
11.Have every phone conversation with the person on speakerphone.
12.Make snapping noises with you gum constantly.
13.Who needs to talk how they normally talk when they can talk in an ENGLISH accent all the time?
While, these really have no practical use, they do in fact work. (= so why not try them out?
First commentor.. i feel so special... Number 5... read that and it makes me laugh every time. its so stupid its funny. and number 12 is just impossible to not do. unless of course you arent chooing gum, then its quite easy to avoid. 14. Ask "are we there yet?" every five minutes of a 3 hour car ride. 15. Pay the lunch lady with nothing but pennies. 16. Get a little kid to "52 card pick up" 17. "Compliment" someone's less attractive features such as how big their butt is or how many chins they have. 18. "Borrow" a friends stuff and never return it
ReplyDeleteJust 5 more ways to make a person angry =)