13 Ways to Tick people off- Why not?

  Last Week- While being done with a test in class and having nothing to do, I decided to let my creative mind wander (Dangerous idea, right?) But in that creative process, a very obnoxious kid in my class started asking the teacher useless questions- the teacher in returned became ticked off. So, with that going on I decided to come up a with a list of ways that will easily tick people off.

1. Publicly find out just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
2. Watching a movie with a friend they haven't seen yet? Tell them how it ends (;
3. Pay for a candy bar with a $100 bill.
4. Make a new fashion statement by wearing a large hat... In a movie theater.
5. Constantly tell jokes that aren't funny.
    "Hey, what's worse than getting shot in the foot?"
    "I dunno, what?"
    "AIDS."
6.TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT MAKES YOU SEEM SMARTER.
7.Tell someone's toddler that Santa isn't real.
8.Make beeping noises when a bigger person backs up.
9. Standing over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read..
10.Your best friends birthday? Do them a favor by blowing out their birthday candles before they do.
11.Have every phone conversation with the person on speakerphone.
12.Make snapping noises with you gum constantly.
13.Who needs to talk how they normally talk when they can talk in an ENGLISH accent all the time?
 While, these really have no practical use, they do in fact work. (= so why not try them out?

Twilight: A story of a girl who tries to decide between a dog and a dead guy that sparkles. And we wonder what's wrong with girls today...

  Okey dokey, this topic was going to be coming up sooner or later. My opinion on the incredibly popular series, The Twilight Saga. & I'm going to be fully honest about this, I love the books, and didn't really care for the movie. To be honest, I think Robert Pattinson isn't cute whatsoever, and I've seen to much of Taylor Launter (who I think is a tad bit overrated- I've seen hotter, ladies) to think he's very good looking anymore.

  And I don't care what you say, that picture above is funny (= My grandmother of all people sent me that, hahaha. Summing things up, my opinion of the books is great (though, Stephanie Meyer may have given me unrealistic expectations in men...) But when it comes to the movies, I'm a little set back. When I picture Edward in my head, I picture someone a whole lot cuter. Plus (Nobody freak out on me for this) I was a little disappointed in Breaking Dawn. The whole movie practically took place with their honeymoon, and the birthing scene was a little unsettling for me to watch. But, whatthehey? Everybody's a critic.

My poetry- Ehh, I try...

 Big Red Barn
Big red barn, what's your story?
Standing there, in all your glory,

I sit on my porch and stare at you,
And wonder what you looked like new,

Your paint is chipped,
Windows are broken,
Someone left the front door open,

I will say that you are really old,
And I wonder what you used to hold.

Animals?
Hay?
A Big Green Tractor?

Who left you here to sit and rot?
This is what I sat and thought,

Big red barn, what's your story?
Standing there in all your glory. <-- I actually really like this one. Got me third place in the school's writing contest.

I adore you
I found the perfect definition,
For the word "Adore",
I found your name in it,
It's something I can't ignore,

You've got some special qualitys,
From a bunch of different varietys,
You're Smart,
You're funny,
I must say you're quite a catch honey,

Nobody's perfect,
But I still say you are,
To me you are a shining star,

This poem is corny,
But to it's a point,

I found the perfect definition,
To the word "Adore",
I found your name in it,
It's something I can't ignore. <--- Okay this one is SUPER corny , but I kinda had someone special in mind when I wrote it. (=

Dear Girls, that "gangsta" face you make in pictures isn't cute. you look like you're trying to smell your upper lip.

  Again- Sorry about the post where I'm dissing other people's Facebook pictures, but seriously? Do these girls actually think they look good doing that? If so, I'm here to put it lightly for you ladies... YOU KINDA LOOK REALLY CRAPPY WHEN YOU DO THAT. See? Now don't you feel better? I sure do (=

  I promise this will be my final post about talking trash on people's Facebook photo's. But who can resist? Just like when I look at someone's status and think, "Really, are you REALLY that dumb?" - This is the place I can vent about it. Because in all honesty, (and some may not believe this..) But I really do try to be a nice person out there in society & sometimes that is a lot of hard work. So I take the time to sit down, take a break, & be critical & sometimes... just sometimes.. be a tad bit cynical. <3

Why do they sell bras at Walmart? I seem to be the only person wearing one when I'm in the store!

   Compare going to walmart like going to the zoo. There's a lot of different things to see, and sometimes you get a little scared. If you ask why someone who get scared going to a simple store such as Walmart, you, my friend have apparently never been there. And when I say I feel like I'm the only one wearing a bra in that place, I really do! I mean c'mon ladies have some decency.

  I've seen so much crack in that place it's not even funny- Crack, you ask? YES. AND IT KILLS. Another thing- women who decide to bring all seven of their kids to Walmart. You're welcome for those condoms you found in your buggy (; And we can't forget the people that dress like they just came in from doing their job as a circuis act. "Really, REALLY, what in your right mind would you wear zebra print skinny jeans, with rainbow suspenders?"- Besides, that fad is SO last year anyways.